i can be a sassy bitch sometimes for no reason
especially if you've messed with those i adore in life.

if you're my friend, you're my friend forever
that's just how it is with me, deal with it

if you screw with me, or anyone i care about you're basically screwing with satan
so be careful.

if you call me a tumblr freak i will slam dunk my followers into your face
be prepared to get jealous.

i try to be nice when insulting people
im not really mean unless you're mean to me, collie or my lovies.

no one really needs to worry about this one except collie, not even collie really but
if you break my heart, welcome to hell.

ignorant people piss me off
please, learn some shit then get back to me.

i am very time paranoid
you might possibly catch it from me if you aren't careful.

if you try to start shit with me, ill just block you
because i'm mature, unlike you.
although, like i said.. if you mess with me, collie or my lovies
you face satan, 1v1