A Panda's Life: Vol. 3

Space pandas are very business-savvy. They know exactly how to sell you various goods and gain a good profit. They know how save money and invest in the stock market. They track the stock market 24/7 to see what's in and what's out. And no, this is not because they're Asian.

Panda Industries is a prime example of a business owned by space pandas. Panda industries gain so much profit due to overly priced expansion packs. How do they get customers to buy these ridiculously priced expansion packs? Their charm. Pandas are so charming, they will knock your socks off. Literally. They'll probably sell those socks too and earn even more of a profit.

Panda Industries also sell heavenly cherry juice. We get our cherry juice from Planet Tropica, home to the most cherry ores one can imagine. We team up with Heavenly Space Oil to use their drills to drill these ores, and use the juices from the ores in our drinks.