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Conzwolf 9 years, 4 months ago
A Panda's Life: Vol. 1

All space pandas have a Plumbob above their head. Many people think this is to show for their love of simulation, but it's actually something quite terrifying. Plumbobs are parasites. Mutants. They are not a Pandas best friend - they are essentially threats to not only pandas but also all other species surrounding them.

Plumbobs control a species' behavior. This causes species that have this parasite to behave strangely. All space pandas are born with this curse, and nothing can be done about it. Luckily, the chance for other species catching this parasitic Plumbob is very low, and if you see a species other than a space panda with a Plumbob, they are most likely a fake.